Monday, 10 December 2012

Oh Yez!

The full and unexpurgated Klismonaut is now available online at, and you are welcome to it.

Friday, 16 November 2012


DESPITE libellously contravening the UK Sewage Laws, and in the throes of throwing several outstanding gagging orders to the four winds, The Klismonaut leaps the Tall Building of Propriety with a Single Bound to herald the ONLINE version of Great Britain's most morally erect organ. We'll brook no flaccidity here; mine's a stiff one, and no mistake, your honour. Onward then, and upward - to Truth's Scourge, and Depth's Nemesis. Bon Voyage, Brave Klismonaut!