DESPITE libellously contravening the UK Sewage Laws, and in the throes of throwing several outstanding gagging orders to the four winds, The Klismonaut leaps the Tall Building of Propriety with a Single Bound to herald the ONLINE version of Great Britain's most morally erect organ. We'll brook no flaccidity here; mine's a stiff one, and no mistake, your honour. Onward then, and upward - to Truth's Scourge, and Depth's Nemesis. Bon Voyage, Brave Klismonaut!
for the intrepid, piped and slipshod